Etiquette
The information on this page is designed to help our time together go as smoothly as possible and to avoid any unpleasant misunderstandings. I will always do my best to be on time and I certainly appreciate your promptness as well.
Please be respectful of our scheduled time together. We all have commitments and I would never wish to make anyone late or make them wait.
Regard for hygiene is extremely important to me. I will always be freshly showered, teeth brushed, and be wearing fresh clothing and I expect that you will have the same regard for cleanliness. Please always wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water at the beginning of our meeting. You may shower as well if you like.
No discussion of the Consideration is permitted. I assure you I will have no knowledge of what you are speaking of and I will have to excuse myself from our time together. The appropriate package consideration for my time, which can be found *here*, should be placed in an unsealed envelope in plain sight at the beginning of our meeting.
Please refrain from any references to sexual acts. Any violation of these terms may cause our meeting to be terminated immediately without refund.
Cancellation Policy
My time is valuable as is yours. I accept limited appointments and when you are booked the time is reserved for you alone. In the unfortunate event you have to cancel our meeting, the following cancellation policies will be enforced:
Cancellations within 48 hours: Fee of 1/2 the booking cost due.
Cancellations within 24 hours: Fee equal to the booking cost, or one hour fee due, at my discretion.
Fees due immediately via electronic funds transfer. Anyone canceling within 24 hours will also be required to pay a deposit for any future bookings. Failure to abide by the terms of this cancellation policy will result in blacklisting and denial of service.
Thank you for understanding.